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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:
We must report something wonderful.
As of today, representatives of Ekin Cheng have purchased
LoveHKFilm.com.
Instead of the poor humor and tasteless commentary by former
Webmaster Kozo, we at LoveEkinCheng.com
promise thrilling coverage of Hong Kong's foremost actor/singer.
Our mission statement is obvious: to spread the joys of
Ekin Cheng, whether the real Ekin Cheng likes it or not.
We hope he will be pleased.
Kozo Goes Away:
Though Ekin Cheng really cared nothing
of Kozo's constant disparagement, we at LoveEkinCheng.com
had nothing but ire towards the former Webmaster. His jokes
were ill-advised and often erroneous. We dare Kozo to be
as handsome or as popular as Ekin Cheng; surely those are
feats beyond his meager skills. Furthermore, we doubt Kozo
could act as well as Ekin Cheng could. Could Kozo have an
eighteen year-old wife? And could he be a Man Called Hero?
We think not. When Kozo scores with Gigi Leung, maybe we'll
be as kind. Until then, he will only be a Man Called Zero.
NEW FEATURES:
Though former reviewer Sanjuro
did not like Ekin Cheng, we will report on his marital bliss.
Sanjuro wed a popular
Hong Kong celebrity recently, and in exchange for coverage,
we are asking that he cease and desist his disparaging remarks
of Ekin Cheng. Know this: Ekin Cheng could destroy Sanjuro,
just as surely as he could destroy Kozo, Magicvoice or Raindog.
We decided to ask The
Man on the Street about Ekin Cheng and LoveHKFilm.com.
Let the truth be known!
Ekin Cheng talks? We think Kozo is bitter:
Through a spokesperson, Ekin Cheng
released the following statement: "While I didn't care
for that Kozo guy's site, this new LoveEkinCheng.com
site really gets my goat. I don't like fans speaking for
me. I wish these fans would go become fans of Aaron Kwok
or something."
We at LoveEkinCheng.com
don't believe Ekin would ever say such a thing. It's probably
more likely that it's Kozo being bitter. Does his evil know
no bounds? Shut up, Kozo! And return Ekin Cheng's hairstyle!
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