|  | Review by Calvin McMillin:
 | The 
                            Ching government is at it again! At the behest of 
                            the Emperor, the nefarious Pai Mei (Lo Lieh) leads 
                            a raid on the Shaolin Temple to weed out insurgent 
                            forces. During Executioner from Shaolin's spartan 
                            credit sequence, Pai Mei duels with the temple's high 
                            priest Chi San (Lee Hoi Sang), who fights to save 
                            his Shaolin pupils from virtual annihilation. Sadly, 
                            Chi San perishes during the battle, as do legendary 
                            kung fu hero Fong Sai-Yuk (albeit off-screen) and 
                            the anti-Ching rebel Tung Chin-Chin (Gordon Liu). 
                             Best friend to Tung and fellow resistance fighter 
                            Hung Hze-Kwan (Chen Kuan-Tai) flees with a handful 
                            of allies to Canton to regroup. While sailing in iconic 
                            red boats, the group masquerade as an opera troupe, 
                            fighting the Manchu overlords wherever necessary. 
                            Eventually they reach Canton and meet a street performer, 
                            Yung Chun (Lily Li), who quickly catches Hze-Kwan's 
                            eye. The two marry, and Yung Chun soon bears a son. Intent on avenging his 
                            master's death, Hze-Kwan practices his tiger style 
                            kung fu for a long TEN years, and even grows a mustache, 
                            to boot. Believing himself to be ready, our hero heads 
                            to Pei Mei's temple stronghold and fights off a whole 
                            stable of henchmen before squaring off with their 
                            powerful leader. Realizing he's outmatched, Hze-Kwan 
                            retreats, but not without learning Pai Mei's weakness: 
                            he's vulnerable between one and three o' clock. Exactly 
                            why I have no idea. One doesn't question it, just 
                            as one doesn't question Pai Mei's unstated ability 
                            to suck his genitals into his torso at will. Don't 
                          ask. With a renewed dedication, 
                            Hze-Kwan practices on a golden dummy filled with pachinko 
                            balls, snatching them from the statue to test his 
                            speed and accuracy. Exactly where he got the idea 
                            for the golden practice dummy let alone the actual 
                            dummy itself is a question left to the viewer's imagination. 
                            Now grayed with the years of additional training, 
                            Hze-Kwan fights alone against a horde of Pai Mei's 
                            lackeys before battling the high priest once more. 
                            Things go even worse for Hze-Kwan this time around, 
                          leaving his bid for revenge unfulfilled. By this time, Hze-Kwan's 
                            son Wen-Ding (Wong Yue) has grown to adulthood and 
                            vows to avenge his father's death. However, Wen-Ding 
                            knows only his mother's crane technique, since his 
                            father had previously forbid the intermixing of styles. 
                            Yung Chun points her son to a training manual her 
                            husband kept, but the book is in such disrepair that 
                            Wen-Ding has to improvise the movements contained 
                            within the missing pages to merge the Tiger and Crane 
                          styles. But will it be enough to defeat Pai Mei? Executioners from 
                            Shaolin amounts to a decent revenge yarn overall, 
                            but it's sabotaged by the uneven tone and the ridiculous 
                            appearance of one of its main characters. There's 
                            nothing wrong with injecting humor into an action 
                            film; in fact, it's practically a requirement for 
                            ensuring that a film will be a real crowd-pleaser. 
                            However, this film doesn't make the best of its lighter 
                            moments, which often take away from the revenge plot 
                          that supposedly drives the film.  Besides the unfunny 
                            antics of Hze-Kwan's pal, Hsiao Hu (Cheng Hong-Yip) 
                            in the opening act, there's even a silly bit where 
                            Yung Chun tests the so-called superiority of her husband's 
                            kung fu by challenging Hze-Kwan to force open her 
                            legs on their wedding night. The concept is funny 
                            in a sort of sleazy Wong Jing sort of way, but the 
                            execution of the joke isn't even remotely amusing.  The biggest obstacle 
                            preventing Executioners from Shaolin from being 
                            a thoroughly enjoyable fightfest is Wen-Ding's unnecessarily 
                            effeminate appearance. For reasons that are never 
                            fully explained, even as an adult male Wen-Ding has 
                            his hair done in the same bun-style as a small Chinese 
                            girl. The character is played straight, but the image 
                          doesn't match up accordingly.  The fact that he's practicing 
                            a feminine style of kung fu provides more than enough 
                            material to milk for laughs, but to go so far as to 
                            actually dress Wen-Ding up as woman seems like overkill, 
                            especially since no one makes any mention of it during 
                            his adult years! What was director Lau Kar-Leung thinking? 
                            Thanks to Wen Ding's ridiculous appearance, it's hard 
                            for me to take him or the movie very seriously. (Calvin McMillin 
                        2004) |  |