The Wesley's Mysterious File (2002)



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	Year:	2002
	Director:	Andrew Lau Wai-Keung
	Producer:	Wong Jing
	Cast:	Andy Lau Tak-Wah, Rosamund Kwan Chi-Lam, Shu Qi, Roy Cheung Yiu-Yeung, Almen Wong Pui-Ha, Mark Cheng Ho-Nam, Wong Jing, Samuel Pang King-Chi, Reuben Langdon
	The Skinny:	This science fiction flick from Wong Jing and Andrew Lau uses a self-important script to hide the fact that it really makes no sense and is inane and boring, to boot. Stars like Andy Lau, Shu Qi and Rosamund Kwan can't save this movie. Neither can plentiful special effects, which are actually quite awful. Maybe nothing can save this movie.
	Review by Kozo:	After nearly two years in production, Andrew Lau and Wong Jing's Dr. Wesley movie finally hits the screens. For most Hollywood productions, two years of production time is normal, but for a Hong Kong flick it's rather unusual. Either it means they worked really hard on the post-production (i.e. The Storm Riders), or they simply were taking their time trying to find the film's voice (i.e. most Wong Kar-Wai movies). Well, I'm not sure exactly what took so long with The Wesley's Mysterious File, but it doesn't seem to be either of the above reasons. Perhaps they simply didn't know what they were doing, and the result is a mishmash of poor plotting, atrocious acting, and special effects that would look great on Sony Playstation, but are ill-fitting to the big screen. Yes, this movie is just not good. Andy Lau stars as pulp hero Dr. Wesley, who works for a United Nations extraterrestrial investigation unit located in San Francisco. His adventure begins when he runs into Fong (Rosamund Kwan), who's interested in purchasing a skeleton hand which supposedly belongs to an alien. Wesley doesn't have much time to dwell on that because he soon is embroiled in an alien sighting and runs afoul of Sue (Shu Qi) and Pak (Roy Cheung), agents for Double-X, the US extraterrestrial agency. Wesley ends up assisting Double-X in their search for the Blue Bloods, a race of aliens possessing nifty powers. Fong is actually a Blue Blood, too. Her race hails from the "Dark Blue," and are after the "Blue Blood Bible." She and her brother Tan (Samuel Pang) were separated when they arrived on Earth 600 years ago. She thinks he's dead, and wants to find the rest of his skeleton along with the hand she recently acquired. Upon learning this, Wesley vows to help her, but things aren't as easy as they seem. The government actually has shady plans for the Blue Bloods, and there are even alien baddies (played by Mark Cheng and Almen Wong) who show up to cause mayhem. It'd be great if all of this combined to make a nifty science fiction flick, but this movie hardly qualifies. It seems that producer-director Wong Jing thinks sci-fi consists only of aliens, unintelligible scientific concepts, and lots of people wearing black suits. This movie provides those things in spades, but it neglects to add everything else, like story, plot, direction, or acting. Wesley fails on pretty much every level. The plot develops in bizarre, unseen ways that would probably confuse even the script supervisor. The actors can't give life to what isn't there, and seem to be acting in a vacuum. And the English acting by both Chinese and Caucasian actors is simply atrocious. That they're spouting pseudo-scientific crap makes everything even worse. Every scene features umpteen number of plot devices which only further the inanity. Nothing follows a logical course, and even the character motivations are non-existent. All this might be somewhat tolerable if director Andrew Lau managed to jazz things up with a good sense of humor or style. Sadly, that never happens. He seems content to let things run their inane, boring course until he can throw in a CG special effect to make things look prettier. Then producer Wong Jing appears onscreen in a smarmy cameo that serves absolutely no discernible purpose. Someone should let these guys know: this isn't filmmaking. Not that we could expect more from Wong Jing. We can forgive the fact that Hong Kong's tackiest auteur panders exclusively to audiences, but is this really the crap that audiences want to see? Do they want to see beloved popstars (Andy Lau and Rosamund Kwan are a long-missed screen couple) in nonsensical, uneven pieces of crap? If they do, then congratulations guys, The Wesley's Mysterious File is a winner. It also furthers the decline of cinema as an art form, and reduces it to a series of marketing devices that would pacify only the most undemanding. It's almost like Hollywood. (Kozo 2002)
	Notes:	• Since it's widely-derided release, The Wesley's Mysterious File has found an almost second life, as a midnight laffer for those who dig "camp classics". The film played at the 2003 San Francisco Independent Film Festival, and though I didn't attend the screening (once was enough, thank you), the trailer had 'em howling. Recently, I've heard strange urban legends of whole groups of people getting together to laugh their asses off at the trainwreck that is The Wesley's Mysterious File. One shudders to think of the horror.
	Awards:	The Hong Kong Cinema Hall of Shame™ • Lifetime Achievement Award
	Availability:	DVD (Hong Kong) Region 0 NTSC Mei Ah Laser 16x9 Anamorphic Widescreen Cantonese and Mandarin Language Tracks Dolby Digital 5.1 / DTS 5.1 Removable English and Chinese Subtitles

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