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                                The 
                                  Truth is revealed:Hong Kong Radio Personality
 and sometimes maligned actor
 DJ Sammy
 is 
                                  the Webmaster of
 LoveHKFilm.com.
 
 
   
                                Since 2002, 
                                  DJ Sammy has been foolingeveryone into thinking he's some
 banana from California named Kozo.
 
 Sadly, this 
                                  revelation has
 no significance whatsoever,
 except it explains why
 Kozo says he has no time.
 Who can run a website when
 you're appearing in movies like
 My Sweetie, 
                                  Love 
                                  Undercover,
 and My 
                                  Kung Fu Sweetheart?
 At least the Webmaster knows
 Karena Lam, Miriam Yeung and Cecilia Cheung.
 
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 "All this time I thought
 DJ Sammy was my friend.
 What a letdown. I may never
 trust Japanese people again."
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 "And to think that
 Kozo was such an
 amazing actor...I loved
 him in Super Model!"
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 "I think DJ Sammy created his
 Kozo persona to deal with
 his secret shame of working
 with Wong Jing. I really pity him.
 Only total idiots would ever
 work with Wong Jing!"
 
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 "How can Kozo criticize
 All About Love after appearing in
 Kung Fu Mahjong 2?
 Talk about hypocrisy!
 I'm going to make
 like Tom Cruise and sue!"
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 "Who cares? I'm just
 pissed off because
 someone caught me
 wearing this crappy hat!
 Thanks for the present,
 Gillian! Dumb broad."
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 "This is great! I know
 where DJ Sammy lives!
 Me and Jordan are heading
 over there right now
 to kick his ass!
 Damn you, Kozo!"
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 "What the hell did I just 
                          pose for?"
 
 
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                                  | Thanks to Sean Tierney,
 YesAsia.com, Cathay Pacific Airlines,
 Macromedia Dreamwaver, Adobe Photoshop,
 and of course DJ Sammy
 for making this moment possible.
 
 We 
                                      would have gotten Ekin Cheng for this photo,but it simply wasn't in the cards.
 Maybe it'll happen in 2007.
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